“Hey, what do you think is a better excuse for why I’m not drinking on this date tonight.But don’t worry, I’m sure they’re still there.” Chandler: “Can you see my nipples through this shirt?”.( Rachel about her crying daughter) “Mon, what am I gonna do? It’s been hours and it won’t stop crying.”.( Rachel on her obnoxiously pink dress) “I can’t believe I have to walk down the aisle in front of 200 people looking like something you drink when you’re nauseous!”.Rachel: “No, it bothered me when he slept with other women.” Chandler: “Rachel, did it bother you when Ross flirted with other women?”.Ross: ( Ross discussing baby names) “What about Ruth?”.“To Monica and Chandler! And that knocked-up girl in Ohio!”.Rachel: “I broke up with you because I was mad at you, not because I stopped loving you.”.“Oh, are you setting Ross up with someone? Does she have a wedding dress?”.“Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly cat, smelly cat, it’s not your fault.”.Phoebe: “Oh, you like that? You should hear my phone number.” Mike: “But, I mean, you have met humans before, right?” I’ve never met a boyfriend’s parents before.” “Oh, I wish I could, but I don’t want to.”.They have you raise your right hand, put your left hand in your pants and say that.” Phoebe: “Please, that’s the pervert motto. Phoebe: “You know, hold me closer, Tony Danza” Phoebe: “I think the most romantic song is the one Elton John wrote for the guy from Who’s the Boss.”.That’s, P, as in Phoebe, H, as in hoebe, O as in oebe, E, as in ebe, B, as in bebe, and E as in… Ello there mate.” ( To Will, who was played by Brad Pitt) “Oh, come on, Will.Phoebe: “Really? Mine get me out of tickets.” Joey: “Could you close that window? My nipples could cut glass over here.”.You’re a paleontologist, dig a little deeper.” “I can’t have a mimosa? I’m on vacation!”.“If you want to receive emails about my upcoming shows, please give me money so I can buy a computer.”.But when the revolution comes, I will have to destroy you all not you, Joey.” “Well, you all know that I am a pacifist which means I am not interested in war - in any way.“They don’t know that we know they know we know.”.Joey: ( Joey wearing women’s lacy underwear) “Hey, Pheebs.Ross: “Not since my cop show got canceled.” Phoebe: “Have you ever chased someone to the airport before?”.Ross: “Yup! You could plunk me down in the middle of any woman’s uterus, no compass, and I can find my way out of there like ( snaps fingers) that.” Joey: “Ross, did you really read all these baby books?”.Ross: “I’m just going to wander around in the rain.”.“Brussels sprouts? That’s worse than no food.”.
Ross: “Y’know, we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby that’s half-human, half-pure evil!”